Friday Frant

I tried to write Friday rant, but the f's just keep on coming, so Friday frant it is.

I mean, I take everything seriously. Eeeeeeeverything! When I'm having fun I will have fun with a permanent grin on my face and have fun, even if it kills me. And probably some day it will. Some poor fella out there who asks: "Why are you always making jokes about everything, are you never serious?" will most likely loose their shit because they do not understand how someone can live like this, laughing to life, its cock-ups, confusions, oddities, weird things, horrible facts and to all the shit it brings. Because humor is supposed to be just a spice. Not a way of life. Because doing stuff seriously is how things are supposed to be done. Working is serious. Life is some serious shit.

And of course if that dude is one of those who only laugh to someone elses misfortune, that must mean that if someone else laughs or makes jokes in their presence without an obvious reason that must be explained really well, they are laughing to that poor dude and for that they should die.

Death. What a nice conversation topic.

The death of #oldsteem and the fenixlike rebirth of #newsteem. Nothing is left of the old one as the new one arrives and you never want to go back to the old one ever again.

Contrary to eating just picked peas and strawberries. You know you want to eat them both because both are your favourite, but you also know that if you eat a little bit of peas, then strawberries, then go back to peas, then perhaps some strawberries and so on, it tastes awful! So you have to choose. Which one to eat first as much as you can, rinse your mouth and then switch to the other one. You want to eat enough of both and stop eating the later choice just one bite before you get a terrible stomach ache. But you also do not want to think that you should have eaten the first choice more. That's awful. Craving for the first choice after you've finished the second choice and knowing that you can't go back immediately. Still talking about peas and strawberries.

You want to have everything from both, but you don't want to get an overdose of either one.

Whatelsewhatelsewhatelse...

Oh I know!
Hobbies!

Talking to my cats with weird voices and dreading that some day my cats will murder me because of that.

Occasionally writing stuff in a relatively unknown place called Steem.

Laughing at my own jokes.

And I like to pretend that I don't know what people talk about, even though I on some rare occasions do know. So that's something that has taken a complete 180 turn in my life. I mean, who in their teens wouldn't have acted like they know what people are talking about, even though they haven't got a slightest clue? Yeah. Me neither. Or is it me too?

Seeing things. The Steem logo looks like three larvas.

What else is a good topic for a serious content producer?

Who have I not insulted yet?

Why the fffff... would you need more than three children?!? I mean, when you're old, there's the first one who is a workaholic and provides you all the things that money can buy. Then there's the second one, opposite of your firstborn who will take care of you and gives you all the things that money can't buy. Then there's the third one. Just in case child. The third one who can do what ever he or she likes, sometimes also the child who knows everyone and can provide you drugs if you need them, but if it comes to it, they will finance your retirement by working insanely (and long hours) and also somehow manage to be there for you whenever you need them.

I have only one child who does what ever he likes so I'm pretty much doomed. But then again raising up just one child is cheaper than raising up more than one child. So there's your financial advise too. Because serious content producers talk about that. Money and how to get more money.