Sometimes after hoovering down some primo bud I have a brilliant idea, so I say it out loud.
"Cars with chicken legs" I said. Out loud...
@kiwideb gave me a withering look. Cars with chicken legs have been done to death she said, maybe you could draw something new, like a vase with flowers in it, or a bored looking woman in a black dress.
And make sure it has no colours - colour has been done to death too and gray is the new non binary gender identity.
So I did a pencil sketch of a bored vase with flowers coming out of it's arse, but totally buggered everything up and it came out like this:
Holy shit I said, I'd better see if I can photoshop it to look less like a car with chicken legs.
Sometimes I think I am just a messenger for a higher power. But then my vape runs out of charge and I can't remember where I left my power bank.
