1. Introduction
The futility of life. The futility of the Internet. The futility of the crypto market.
Many have failed at this grand task. Countless projects had once charged themselves with the goal of launching the most meaningless token in the crypto market. But the efforts were unsuccessful. Usecases everywhere you look, you hardly think you have created an absolutely pointless product, then a few days later it turns out that you are solving some damn problem after all. Your own concept overturns and you finally find yourself in the middle of this huge sea, in which everyone defines, builds and defends their use cases.
BULLSHIT Token sees itself as the last fighter in a long lost battle, but not just any fighter. The BULLSHIT Token is the Chuck Norris of shitcoins, ready to raise a lost hope.
2. BULLSHIT Token - Underground is way above
The BULLSHIT Token has the claim to become the shittiest Shitcoin of all Shitcoins. The non-plus-ultra of meaningless projects with the goal of delivering absolutely no benefit. Instead of pretending that we can make profits in 10 years with some profitable product and thus let early investors profit, we want to be honest: We don't give a shit. We don't want to make profits, we want to yolo every penny, if any. Our analyst has suggested in each case to buy the stocks that are currently particularly pushed in r/WSB. This way we could always buy at the most expensive price and sell after the attention flattened out, so we get the maximum possible loss for all token holders. At this point, however, we have to say that a token distributed via an ICO or the like already serves the purpose of raising capital. Accordingly, we cannot choose a distribution model of this kind, so that investments from our side are not enabled. This would go against our inner values, our mission and our vision.
In this regard, we have chosen the name BULLSHIT Token to show to the outside world what this project is about on the inside. Here we went through a complex design process to be graphically attractive and at the same time stay true to our inner attitude. Our intern has simplified the very complex process for you:
2.1 Core values
We are open, transparent and communicate our values clearly and directly.
2.1.1 Our vision
We give a face to futility in the crypto market and enable our users to be part of no progress and no solution in the long run.
2.1.2 Our Mission
Our mission is to still have no mission in the distant future and stay true to our vision.
2.1.3 Our Purpuse
Providing no benefit at all costs.
2.2 The Team behind BULLSHIT Token
As in any serious shitcoin project, we don't have a talented and skilled team. We are 4 brothers and our intern. We have made it our mission to do as few tasks as possible and get on our intern's nerves all day. We are also guaranteed not to have been created with the help of a neural network, in that our intern just messed around with the "genetics" a bit.
3 BULLSHIT Token - [$BST]
The BULLSHIT token is a token on the Hive blockchain. The funding costs were borne by our intern (as usual with costs), allowing the core team to avoid any work. It is currently not possible to purchase the tokens (or at least not advisable), more details about the launch and distribution of the BULLSHIT tokens are explained below.
3.1 BULLSHIT Token [$BST] Launch
The BULLSHIT token has just been launched via Hive Engine. The screenshots below prove its existence. The maximum supply is 8,888,888 $BST. The tokens will have no decimal places and will only be available in whole units.
3.2 Initial $BST Token Distribution - Proof of Shitcoin
The token distribution is done initially using the PoSc algorithm. This is the so-called Proof of Shitcoin algorithm. Community members can share their experiences with the biggest Shitcoins in the world. Dead projects? Money grabs of the extra class? Fortunately never touched? Share your experiences with Shitcoins and participate in the initial token distribution by posting a comment with your experience under the release of this whitepaper, or by making your own post about it and linking it.
The goal is to get a broad picture of all the possible Shitcoin projects you've been in contact with over the years and share those common perspectives.
Please use the #BULLSHIT - when writing about your experiences in your own blog. Contributions will only be considered in the evaluation if they are published within the LeoFinance community and meet its quality standards.
The exact distribution takes into account the complex distribution keys that are calculated within the PoSc engine, as mentioned above. The engine of course does not exist and in essence means our intern making absolute random decisions. Nevertheless, the complex PoSc algorithm and its integration into the $BST token distribution is expertly prepared below:
As with any real Shitcoin prerequisite - there is also a decent portion of reserve for the team. We add to it and determine it according to our whim. We rely on our intern here in the end anyway, because we hate work.
4 FAQ - Frequently Asked Questions
The following section serves to clarify urgent questions that have arisen frequently in advance:
4.1 What is this? Is this a joke?
This is real. As real as a shitcoin can be. There's nothing but a token and a mission to be the most useless thing of all.
4.2 Why are you doing this? Do you have too much time?
The team has enough time because our intern is currently doing a good job. We are bored and want to yolon the team share in the end into useless things. Maybe we will make something useful out of it, but we don't believe in it.
4.3 How what can I do with the $BST now?
Yes hodln, look at it and hodln again. And get more, of course. What kind of question is that?
4.4 Will I be able to buy $BST on an exchange?
Yes sure, the first token is listed for purchase on Hive-Engine - but if you buy that you really can't be helped. If someone gets tokens by participating in #Bullshit, they can sell them too and you can buy them then.
4.5 When 100x?
Good question, we're not sure yet either. But we can pretty much say that the price of $BST will go up, down or sideways. Our analyst says the probability of occurrence for one of these 3 movements is 100%.
4.6 Should I invest in $BST if I want to make profit in the long run?
Of course not? Say, did you actually just read all that text up there? If it was too long, we understand. We wouldn't have read it either.
5 Disclaimer
This was or better is my homage to the Shitcoins of this world. Let's take a moment to commemorate - because these Shitcoins will not consecrate among us forever. But the really sad thing is that some coins out there that people invest their hope in are based on nothing more than what you read here. Well sure, add a little fairy and afterwards the cash is collected but the product is never delivered.
At the same time, this gave me the opportunity to familiarize myself with the issue process of a token of my own and possibly explore how to automate this process of really distributing tokens. Possibly this will allow me to play around with this system a bit and get a little warmer with the whole thing.
If you're read to this post - kudos - leave a comment and I'll tell the intern to send you 1 $BST ;) Unless you're a bot, then SORRY!
Hope you had some fun reading this ;)
