I'll Show Him - Comedy Open Mic Round 14 Entry 1

So, I've had a crush on this girl. I really like her, she's funny and I think she gets me. She laughs at my jokes and tells me I have nice hair.

Well, imagine my surprise one day when I found out, she has a boyfriend. It doesn't matter anyway. I'll show him. She deserves a guy who can take her of her and protect her. She'll come to understand that.

I just have to find him and hammer that knowledge in until he realizes that he doesn't deserve her. She's too good for him.

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And if that fails, I'm pretty good at bouncing back up, one of the perks of being athletic.

I nominate @choogirl and @meerkat to join #comedyopenmic in the next round.