With the state of the platform these days, there is only one thing to do
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While they try to settle who can get on the first choppa out, why don't you check out these funny posts?
https://steemit.com/life/@jedau/parting-is-such-sweet-sorrow-or-a-november-to-remember-to-forget
https://steemit.com/funny/@b00m/santa
https://steemit.com/punchline/@theabsolute/cat-burglar
https://steemit.com/funny/@traf/learned-this-at-school
https://steemit.com/punchline/@thejokester/smts-got-your-tongue
https://steemit.com/punchline/@steemmatt/daily-joke-bursting-with-disappointment
https://steemit.com/funny/@b00m/monkey-job
https://steemit.com/punchline/@acolucky/i-am-collecting-books-on-the-topic-of-hoarding