Formatting Strings in Python - Caitlyn Jenner's Sex Change

(Based on a true story) Justin Beiber and 3 of his best buddies are circle jerking each other while singing the national anthem. That’s what happens every time Bitcoin moves up in price, Eminem dances, or a puppy dies.

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The only exception is The ‘Jenner’ thing , who lopped off its happiness in a fit of tears and self-sodomization the previous night. After Jenner whining about a lack of action for 30 minutes, Cosby spitefully proclaims,

Note there is an f sneakily inserted between the ( and “. That means you’re going to replace everything in the {variable_names} with their respective names. Also note how Jenner would not be inserting anything anywhere.

Because Shia has a knack for ruining anything with potential, like the last Indiana Jones movie, Shia breaks off from the cookie sandwich and tries to impregnate X. And Shia succeeds. So Jenner decides she’s a real girl and calls herself, “Caitlyn”.

Unfortunately, we all know how the story ends. 7.5 months later that disgusting fucking abomination known as Little Honey Boo Boo is born and now the world sucks.

Congratulations on learning how to format strings. After reading this, you probably feel worse than Rihanna after a night with Chris Brown. After writing it I say FML, I’m going back to counting beers.