If your life was a novel, what would be the title and how would your story end?

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The title.

Well, this should kinda give away what the novel would be about so... Something like the million voices in her head or the snek with the 300 faces. No no, the snake who stole Christmas. Nah... Uhmm... Oh Oh I know the answer... Nope... This is hard! The donkey King and his bride? WFT... I need more coffee for this!
Okay, the title of my book would be She who traveled paths to the unknown places in her head to share stories and cookies with her demons! Well, at least something like that!

Now comes the tricky part, how would my story end?
It won't! Duh! If I am in control it will never end because well... Okay, I will make it end in a nice way. I am sure some people would love to see my novel ending in an explosion or with me getting hit in the face with a brick or even better a frozen tuna but that will not happen. Nope, my story will end with me having a huge smile on my face while I spread my wi...arms, I don't think I will get wings.. Anyways spreading my arms pretending to have wings while I dive into the big unknown, the ending that we all have to face, dead.

I could see myself diving down while mister Death waits for me with his staff made of pure gold thinking someone else is coming! He would shake his head, shiver and wonder why his pockets are picked, again..... I would give him my best smile and cute giggles while I offer him the apple of a lifetime. He would blink and.... I dunno man....I do hope that my story will end in happiness but no one really knows how life goes. The end may come in years or weeks, decades or minutes. I just want to be able to pick up said novel after my weirdo dead and smile seeing that indeed, I traveled places in my mind others never want to come!