So, I went shopping today. Here in my home Poland, I went to german chain chemist's, or rather cosmetics store, called Rossmann (also called by the locals SSmann and also the same chain store that pays non of the taxes thanks to the catastrophic 8-year reign of the corrupted political party Platforma Obywatelska).
So, there am I, wondering among the shelfs to find some nice deodorant, and what do I see? All so well know English word "quiff" as I'm a big South Park fan. I stopped and went to look again, and I nearly pissed myself laughing. Quiff - Grzywka do góry - Quiff your fringe up! :D Ahahhahaaa.
I know, I know! The spelling is different, but pronunciation is the same - I've checked! Who in their right mind would come up with a name like that? Was it not enough that in the States there was a brand of lawn mowers called Snapper? :D Who would quiff their hair? :D Soy boys would that's who, and all the SJW betas. "Honey, I've got it coming! If you want to quiff your hair today now's your chance!" said the mam of a soy boy. :D
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Queef - play the audio ;)
Let Martha quiff your hair. She knows what she's doing! :D
Aaaa haha ha, ha, aa. Ha. Hahahaa. Haaa. He, he. #queefFree ;)
