I'm 22 and really attractive and I've been a drug addict ever since my alien abduction.
Thanks for the opportunity. I know my account is only a couple of days old so thanks for recognising my talent so quickly.
Here are some things that are red. I hope you like mine writing.
"A rose is a woody perennial flowering plant of the genus Rosa". That's from Wikipedia. I love roses, especially this one. Isn't it romantic?
Strawberries are red. They taste yummy.
Some day I'll post my favourite strawberries-and-cream recipe cos I reckon it will do really well here on Steemit.
I LOVE WHALES!
Here is a list of things I like about strawberries:
- They're red
- They are so lovely
- They look great in photos from pixabay
- Strawberries are great
Raspberries are also kinda red.
Here's a poem about raspberries...
Oh want for the rushes,
the idle wind,
glazed, i go forth,
in pink, red blazen haste,
to the raspberries,
where my heart lies
throbbing.
Here's more roses. When I was in Mongolia after my fifth time in rehab, after I escaped from slavery in Tibet, I saw a lake full of roses, just like in this nice picture which I didn't take.
Finally.... Here is a red mushroom. Now pay me.
-- somesockpuppet
DONT FORGET TO FOLLOW AND UPVOTE THIS AMAZING TALENT!!!
All photos from https://pixabay.com/
This post is satirical. It's not aimed at anyone in particular, but is relevant to some of the extra sketchy bullshit going on right now.
Also, don't do drugs, kids.