Ikea Founder Ingvar Kamprad Dead at Age 91: Ingvar Kamprad, who transformed a small local furniture business in the 1940s to the massive global brand Ikea, has died at age 91. When the funeral home delivered his casket, I guess it came as no surprise to anyone that “some assembly was required.”
Trump Claims Ice Caps Setting Records During His Presidency: While dismissing climate change during a recent interview in the UK with Piers Morgan, President Trump insisted that rather than melting, the “ice caps are setting records” during his presidency. Wow, that statement reminds me of the old adage, “you can lead a Republican to facts, but you can’t make them think.” That said, in all fairness - the President is partially correct. The polar ice caps have reversed themselves and are now heading towards Panama for the winter.
Parents Forcing Children to Drink Bleach to Cure Autism: A potentially deadly new trend is developing among some parents, which involves forcing children to drink industrial-strength bleach in an attempt to cure them of autism - all based on the website advice from the very secretive Genesis II Church which was founded by a former Scientologist. What the hell is wrong with people these days? Don’t these idiots realize that industrial-strength bleach is a cure dyslexia, not autism.
