This just in, Satirically Yours is able to confirm that Quaker Oats is rebranding the Aunt Jemima brand to Aunt Ifa. The brand has taken serious heat for portraying a black woman on their brand during these intense moments of racial disparity. As a result they have decided to rebrand and put a more gender and race fluid face to the brand.
Aunt Ifa is known for their celebrated and lively protests and financial contribution to Act Blue. Company spokeshuman Germane DeLaFuntoya says "By celebrating Ant Ifa in such a powerful way and removing any imagery associated with black people from the brand we feel that Quaker Oats has really put a statement in the world of how much we value black lives. Ifa is really everything we could hope for in a modern day syrup icon, and hope their broad appeal to all sexes, races, genders, species, political viewpoints, and dietary needs will really bring in the zoomers! Be sure you stock up before entering the CHAZ/CHOP as supplies may be limited within the walls."