My name is SirCock and I've come to tell everyone else what they're doing wrong. You may notice me trying to grab the spotlight by replying to the top comment on trending page posts. I'm also known for bitching about everything and blaming everyone else for all of the problems that I see. I demand you follow me for more black and white thinking, severe victim mentality, and general douchebaggery. Obviously you haven't voted my witness yet and I guess I'll have to show you how to do that as well. What the fuck are you good for, honestly? You're all very welcome for being graced with my presence and I hope you all appreciate what an upstanding and amazing individual I am to share all of my greatness with you. You are dismissed until next time.