I've been quietly working on a new project of my own.
It's going very slowly, but I wanted to announce it and explain how I intend to transform Steem into the place we all want to be living in.
We need magic right now, we need it bad. And guess what? A sloth has been merged with a unicorn to make magic happen on the Steem blockchain.
WHAT? THE? FUCK?
Why the Sloth?
I'm a very slow person in many respects. It takes me a long time to commit myself to a big project. Many people have been saying I should run for Witness, and I've been studying all of this, very slowly.
I've written an off-white paper, have assembled a small group of like-minded slothicorns and this post represents the first action taken by the slothicorn.
Slothicorn has just decided to delegate 3,000 SP to @ashleykalila.
Why?
Because she is waking up and wrote this quote in her latest post:
Sexy photos are not going to make the world a better fucking place.
I see in her a young leader with enthusiasm and goodness. I see a cheerful person, full of ideas, who can lead many people who are lost, depressed, disillusioned and in need of energy.
Slothicorn operates from a position of magic.
Gut instincts guide Slothicorn.
There is no challenge that Slothicorn can't conquer through this sloth-like magical mojo. Slothicorn is neither male nor female. Slothicorn is everyone.
It's time to release the Slothicorn into the wild.
This development is happening very slowly, because we are sloth-like, and we do things the right way, slowly, with the right people.
We need to let the green algae grow on our fur before we strike with our razor-sharp claws.
I bought the domain slothicorn.com, Steem name: @slothicorn and have the Twitter handle @iamslothicorn. We intend to follow the moves of utopian.io as far as our open-source development. Our mission statement is currently being refined, but you can kind of guess where we are headed as a movement based on the GIF below. If Banksy met Bitcoin.........
If anyone says there's no magic in the Steem blockchain, you can now say,
"You're wrong. There is magic on the Steem blockchain. It is Slothicorn."
