You won't believe what happened to me this morning!!!!
If waking up in a knot was not difficult enough, I also slithered meself against the wall because the slippery when wet sign was on and I did not see it! One huge hole in the wall further I froze on the spot when my snakey eyes fell upon the laptop screen of me owner.
With one swift slithering move I placed my ears on me head only to end up having a sort of hissy fit attack!
Guess what? No seriously GUESS WHAT!...... She wants a new job and not just a job Nooooo. A job to hiss me off! I love her but....... She wants to become a Snake charmer now and ordered a darn tin flute! I know she was talking to someone on Discord chat, a nice gentleman named @Buckludurddle and for some reason it gave her the NOT SO GREAT idea to become this charming little pain in the ass charmer! Now, I have to tell you that charming me will be a hard job! On the other hand I have seen her trying to play the violin before and she did not really make that work! SO, next to the fact that I have hide for cover the moment that flute will be dropped off by the mailman, I also have to get me some plugs for my ears. YES! They work... Kinda... Maybe...
Save me, hide me, save me! No, wait... I have a perfect idea and she won't even see it coming!
I will just go on STRIKE!
If you want me, come and find me in my castle!
Disclaimer: Hissyfit castle is only for hissyfitters and those who dare to slither naked! Entering without apples is forbidden! Knowledge about castles welcome, so are, apples and apple pies, boxer shorts, socks! Once bitten you can't complain! Sharpness of fangs is not for the weak!
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