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So apparently… the show ain’t over.
The DOJ just launched another task force (because we didn’t have enough alphabet soup) — this time to investigate Obama, Brennan, Comey, Clapper, and the whole “we definitely didn’t rig anything, we swear” crew for what Tulsi Gabbard is calling a “treasonous conspiracy” to take down Trump in 2016.
And yes — Tulsi brought receipts.
Declassified docs showing Obama officials pressuring intel agencies to “wrap it up” before Trump took office. You know, before the adults had to leave the room.
Of course, we’ve got the holy trinity of Deep State déjà vu:
• John Brennan (CIA)
• James Clapper (DNI)
• James Comey (FBI)
The same squad that couldn’t find a crime if it was labeled “TOP SECRET” and emailed to their mom.
And let’s not forget Hillary “BleachBit & Hammer Time” Clinton —
Who deleted 33,000 yoga emails, smashed phones like it was Rock Band night, and still walked away with a pat on the back and a podcast deal.
Then helped fund the Steele Dossier — which somehow became the FBI’s holy grail despite reading like fan fiction written during a wine hangover.
But don’t worry… Mueller spent $32 million and two years to say:
“Eh. No collusion. Maybe obstruction. Who’s to say?”
Translation: No one went to jail. Move along, peasants.
How much will they waste this time just to say the exact same thing?
Then Trump wins, doesn’t lock up Hillary, hires Jeff “Sleepy Time” Sessions who recuses himself from everything, and poof — the swamp swims on.
Fast forward to 2025:
Trump’s back.
91 criminal charges later, a federal panty raid at Mar-a-Lago, and now he’s giving full-on Gladiator energy.
Is this the final showdown? Or just another episode of “As The Deep State Turns”?
Let’s tally up:
• Nobody jailed for email destruction
• Zero consequences for spying on a presidential campaign
• No one has asked Hillary why her yoga routine required 33,000 deleted messages
Now here comes Tulsi, kicking in the door like John Wick with a USB stick.
Docs in hand. Eyes on fire.
So we ask:
Is this justice? Or just another high-budget episode of “Distraction Theater”?
Either way…
🎟️ Grab popcorn.
Because if we’re going down with this clown show — we might as well laugh on the way. 🤡🤡
So what do you think 🤷‍♂️ justice on the horizon, or just another expensive episode of Swamp Theater: Rebooted?
Because nothing says "fiscal responsibility" like launching a new investigation… into the last investigation.