This week, I'm interviewing Grund, the fearless reptilian who swings mercilessly into battle, swinging both his weapons relentlessly until his foes fall or cower away. Let's have a peak at what lives behind Grund's cold and cruel exterior.
Interviewer: Hello Grund, how are you today?
Grund: Never not hungry.
Interviewer: I see... Well let's start there then. What does the famous Grund like to eat?
Grund: Grund eat everything. Cow. Potato. Chicken. Rice. Potato. Meat potato. Cow. Chicken. Potato. Fish. And potato. Also one time I try sushi. Too small. Favorite is meat potato.
Interviewer: What is meat potato?
Grund: What is interviewer?
Interviewer: Let's move on. Where did you grow up Grund? What was your youth like?
Grund: When I hatchling, I find sword. I swing it, and it cut things. Then I find hammer. I swing it, and it crush things. So I know I like to cut and crush. Soon my arms become big, so I pick up big sword, big hammer. I swing many things.
Interviewer: And what makes you want to cut and crush?
Grund: I cut and crush bad things. When bad thing is in pieces, it less bad.
Interviewer: So you're a good guy?
Grund: Yes, I good guy. I swing hammer of justice on Chaos Legion. I spin, swing, and crush.
Interviewer: Yes, you mentioned that. Other than swinging and crushing, what do you like to do Grund?
Grund: I like to sit on beach.
Interviewer: That's not what I expected to hear! What do you do on the beach?
Grund: I talk to hammer and think of what to crush.
Interviewer: Of course you do. Tell me about a normal day in the life of Grund.
Grund: I wake up in cave. I eat meat potato. I pick up weapon. I train. I eat meat potato. I sleep in cave. If good day, I fight Chaos Legion.
Interviewer: What's your cave like?
Grund: My cave beautiful. Comfortable, cozy home. Soft, nice. Much light from nice torch. Many meat potato to eat.
Interviewer: Somehow I doubt that.
Grund: I hungry.
Interviewer: Can you tell us about a battle you were recently in?
Grund: Many battle. Recent one I bring my slippy spawn. It good friend, keep enemy away. I try kill tiny angel, but tiny angel hard to kill. I blasting good, but meat potato Bosun stop my blast. Very annoying fight. I swing and cut, but I get chop down by a lady angel. She beautiful, so it ok. Tiny angel and Bosun mess me up. Cannot get through.
Link to battle: https://splinterlands.com?p=battle&id=sl_72b5c1f651a37cf84a043569ec20384f&ref=lordtofu
Interviewer: How humble of you to show us a battle where you lost... Ok Grund, I don't want to take too much more of your time. Got time for some glamour shots?
Grund: What is glamour?
I hope you enjoyed this interview with Grund the fierce reptilian warrior. He didn't say much, but his words landed like his blows - true and on target. Looking forward to seeing who I'll get to interview next week!