You forgot this part.
"After the golden eggs were received and all the gardeners were convinced of their value, the frenzy started. Everybody wanted more eggs, more fertilizer, everyone wanted more so they all started to plant the same plant that the goose loved. It was called "circleJerkovia". This plant grew fast, grew wide and made many-a-gardener happy!! Oh, how they danced the happy dance throwing the leafs of circlejerkovia around. This will make us farm-owners soon, they all yelled.
BUT, no good things lasts forever and the dark side of this little known-plant came to light. It was suffocating all the other gardens, and many other gardeners, who decided to grow their own plants, that they knew and loved, discovered they got less sun and less fertilizer and slowly withered and died. It was a tragedy and the community realized that it can not let it pass.
Slowly but surely, circlejerkovia was eradicated and new plants could now grow and make the gardens ever more bountiful.
the end!! "
RE: The Goose And The Golden Steem - A Tale By Cryptogee