Let's just get to the video:

In the Steemicide Hotline series, a new video is brought to you today which introduces a new hotline, the Super Future Tag Trendolizer Hotline.

You won't want to miss this one!

Celestia, a Steemian is distraught because her posts haven't been getting on the trending page. But @dantheman has just created a new, revolutionary invention:

the Super Future Tag Trendolizer!

The Trendolizer is programmed to predict future successfully trending Steemit tags with 13.5% accuracy.

See what happens to Celestia when she calls the Super Future Tag Trendolizer Hotline, 1-800-GET-TAGS.

Remember, don't commit Steemicide.

Call the hotline instead.