Following on from @stellabelle's post, I'm just going to open my BAR and see how it goes!
NANZO'S OPEN HOUSE
EVERYONE'S WELCOME!
STEEM/ STEEMIT TALK FREE ZONE!!
HOW IT WORKS
LEVEL 1 COMMENTS ARE FOR "ORDERING DRINKS" OR "RESERVING A PRIVATE TABLE". EDIT: JOKES AND MEMES PERMITTED AT LEVEL 1!!
ORDER A "DRINK"
ORDER A "DRINK" IN THE COMMENTS SECTIONS, AS FOLLOWS:
- Call the Bartender
- Name your drink*
- State your problem
E.g.
@nanzo-scoop, mine's a Back Street Banger
"It's 10pm and I can hear my neighbours 'going at it' in MY back garden. What shall I do. Enforce my property rights, or let them finish off? (I).
- The bartender will then "SERVE" you with an answer in the reply.
E.g.
Thanks for your order, that is a tricky one... hmmm, I can't imagine they'll be more than 5 minutes. Let them continue. If they're still going after 10 minutes. Film them on secretly on your phone. The next day put a speaker in their garden (behind a bush) and play the audio back to them. They'll get the message
(* try http://www.bardrinks.com/drinks/lists/alpha.asp for good drink names)
RESERVE A TABLE
To reserve a private table; in the level 1 comments:
- State the names of your guests ("guest list")
- Only your guests are permitted to reply to the comment thread
- People can request to join the table. The comment thread owner can let them join by adding them to the guest list.
- Sit and talk about whatever you please! It's your table
- Other patrons, please respect the privacy and confidentiality of others. Remember it is rude to eavesdrop!