You know what's great about getting money? Giving money. And you're awesome, so I want to give you some money.
Rule No. 1: There are rules.
Rule No. 2: Ask and/or say something interesting. I give you a Steem Dollar.
Rule No. 3: Upvote = Steem Dollar. NoVote/Downvote = no Steem Dollar.
Rule No. 4: Try to hustle. I may or may not give you a Steem Dollar.
Rule No. 5: Comment 101 gets $11 Steem Dollars.
Rule No. 6: Comment 1001 gets $101 Steem Dollars.
Rule No. 7: I can defecate as needed.
Let's make it rain!