- How to Get Steem Up Up Up! *
Since the Lord spoke about raising the price of Steem, SBD is back at its worth of a dollar up from 60 cents and Steem is at 20.5 cents on coinmarketcap.com up from 12.4 cents only a couple of weeks ago!
Compared to what was happening -
WOW!!
That's great isn't it?
We are certain everyone besides spies and saboteurs from other social media companies and totalitarian authoritarian dictatorships, embarrassed by stories posted on Steemit that tell the truth about whatever happens in their government, businesses, or evil cults wants steem shot past pluto.
The Steps:
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Vote up posts by religious groups, or persons posting religious phrases/stuff, like cathedrals, temples, festivals, and holiday activities because God said he like free places where can gather, like steemit.com.
If you are grand vizier of steemit or one the illuminated of steemit and you have read the encrypted texts also do that.
Thank Him!
Example:
Oh Lord, we have no idea how you did it but thanks. We truly thank you for everything you done on our behalf to save steemit and the price of steem. Thank you. Thank you.
Oh Great and Almighty One thanks that SBD is back around a dollar again instead of 60 cents and falling.
Yes oh Mighty One of crypto price, we truly give you thanks with all our hearts and hope you continue to watch over steemit in the years, decades, and centuries to come.
Oh Great Liberator of the Exodus, thank you for liberating us from certain death and bondage forever more.
Vote for me too! Resteem and watch the price rise!