Streaking (Naked) Through Times Square In The Cold!

is something I would probably never have the guts to do.

More power to ANYONE with the courage and the motivation to run around naked. Unless... Ok on second thought- I would not encourage that behavior since kids will likely be there and you better just keep the rocket in your pocket when there are little people around. Or else I will personally punch you. HAHA

Of course, you are reading this post. How could anyone resist such a headline?

I should take a moment to lay out the basic disclaimers: I am not responsible for what happens to anyone as a result of my trickster headline. I am not advising you to run around nude. I am not nude. I will not ACTUALLY punch you.

I am only here to relay a simple message to all of you steemians as we roam around like little busy ants on a sphere made of sugar- bumping into one another and hardly looking up from our devices to avoid collisions.

What is the message?

Whats the rush? You really want me to get to the point this soon in my steem mission statement of the hour?
You want me to get to the sweet spot sooner than later, is that right?
Ok.
Here is my message:

Read posts with boring headlines too. The talent is sometimes hidden by a lack of experience and this sometimes is evident in poor choices for headlines.

I bet at least HALF of you reading this right now would not be reading my message if my headline was more like:

How To Find Great Content In A Sea Of Shit Posts

and that was my headline before I opted for the nudie in the snow thing. Is this deceitful? I think it proves my point. We should try opening posts by people who we normally would ignore and we should really read the content without taking into consideration the rewards as a first motivator.
Let's explore, even if it is in boring clothed status.

Please read my recent posts. I need your eyes on my words people. Especially since implementing my "selfless experiment." which is about me doling out gifts to those who deserve boosts and NOT upvoting myself. Its an ongoing experiment.

That's this one ---> https://steemit.com/steemit/@lorilikes/the-selfless-experiment-i-refused-to-upvote-myself-during-a-time-of-leased-delegation

Thanks for making it to the end of my post- I hope you laughed.
Sorry it did not contain any nudies. No can do.

Happy Steemit Exploration! Cheers.