STACKITUS

Well you can Google it you don't believe it's real. You will find a couple of articles by @thedamus and @raybrockman. Go ahead and check it out, I'll wait.

Well today I had one thing that I had to get accomplished, grocery shopping. So I was off, gotta get this over with. Well on the way to the grocery store, my wife's car broke down again.

This time I just said fuck it, left that money bucket on the side of the road, grabbed the first piece of transportation that my eyes landed on.

You know how much money I just saved by leaving that POS on the side of the road, and at that time it hit me and hit me hard, stackitus. I still had to get to the grocery store, this could be bad. So you may be thinking how are you gonna get grocerys on that little bike, I had a plan, but by this time I was already thinking of dumping that grocery list and heading to the LCS, but I was able to power through the symptoms and got the grocery shopping done.

Now I am not to for sure my wife will approve of what I got, but that's 3 weeks of grocerys for $43.97. That's less than $3.00 a day. It gave me an extra $250.00 for silver. But man my symptoms are getting worse, I gotta get to the LCS.

Then on the way to the LCS I stumbled up on this guy, and he was trying to get a cat out of his dogs mouth, but it was to late, grumpy cat was gone, (I warned that asshole it was gonna come back to bite him.)

Finally made it to the shop, and could you belive this Shit that I found.

Now at this time it is starting to get late, and my bike doesn't have any lights on it so I gotta get home. Well just then, the phone rings, it's my wife wanting me to pick up dinner. I said, what do you want? She messed up when she said you pick.

Hell yeah I did, 2 burritos and 2 corn dogs from the seven 11, and that's when it happened my stackitus had been cured instantly when the clerk came me my change back.