When Robinson staggeringly stood up to use the toilet in his little room, he had already become as drunk as a fish. The four empty bottles of vodka in his room cheered jauntily, for they had done a good job.
Robinson groped hopelessly until he managed to find the toilet. He then settled for what seemed like a water closet and released the yellow substances in his bowels. Afterwards, he frantically looked for the tap in the toilet but could not find it. At last, he gave up, frustrated.
On the next morning, when Robinson returned to look for the missing tap, he got the shock of his life. He discovered that where he had defecated the previous night was his wardrobe, not the toilet. He could neither laugh nor cry. Wine is a beast.
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