OMG!!! No, you did not! LOL! That was hilarious man! I can totally relate because I'm from the Philippines. Although I haven't stayed in Subic, I can picture what you gone through. I haven't been to a hooker bar but I can tell they are as aggressive as the lady boys in Thailand. I know this because I saw them in Phuket offering themselves like candies. Your story is definitely SFW. LOL! You made a lot of money on this post, prolly from Filipinos? LOL!
RE: Hookers and Hotdogs (Unexpected Adventures while in The Philippines) Totally SFW