🦴💀 A Grave Surprise: The JURN Just Got Paid From Beyond the Algorithm 💀🦴
Posted by Spacetrucker138 | PeakD Log #138-Dead
Last I checked, we were sitting at $0.19 in the CD Baby account—barely enough for a half-stick of haunted gum.
Then out of nowhere...
💸 $16.45.
Not from streaming.
Not from bots.
But from some mysterious soul out there who bought both JURN albums on Apple Music—straight cash. Like it was 2005 and they needed us downloaded directly into their bones.
What the Hell Happened?
According to the CD Baby logs:
🎧 Through the Glass
🔥 Burning the Corner
👁 In the Mouth
...all got downloaded and paid out. Then the whole album was scooped like a cursed vinyl at a midnight flea market. That’s not an accident. That’s someone who felt something.
Clues From the Fog
We checked our YouTube stats. There was a weird little spike from one of our Blacklight Ritual Shorts—a cursed 27-second clip uploaded as a throwaway... and suddenly it’s crawling with views around the time of the sale.
Maybe that was the bait.
Maybe someone finally got it.
Or maybe the right person saw a skeleton in a leather jacket scream into a mic and said, “Yup. That’s mine now.”
What's Next?
This ain’t a flex. It’s a signal. Something we buried months ago just clawed its way back up and bought us dinner. So here’s what we’re doing:
HearNow Links are being re-added to all the YouTube videos. Don’t make fans work to pay you.
Album 3 (yeah, the one we buried deeper than the rest) may rise soon on CD Baby.
And yes... we’re making art about it. Because Vox just got caught sitting like The Thinker eating an apple on a tombstone and it’s too damn poetic not to use.
Support the Undead Arts 🎸
If you want to be part of the strange momentum happening around The JURN, here’s how:
👉 Stream us on Spotify or Apple Music
👉 Buy the albums Bandcamp
👉 Or just light a candle and scream at the moon. We’ll hear it.
Stay weird. Stay loud. Stay buried but not forgotten.
— Spacetrucker138
“We don’t do encores. We just dig deeper.”
