š R3X Delivers a Cursed Health Warning (And Itās Glorious)
In a world overflowing with noise, filters, and "content for the algorithm," sometimes the loudest truth is delivered by a robot in a lab coat with a jack-o'-lantern head.
Meet R3X ā a retro-futuristic PSA droid broadcasting straight from the Graveyard Dimension. His latest short video, Gallbladder Betrayal, blends horror-punk humor with glitchy analog vibes, and just enough health advice to make you wonder if your own organs are conspiring against you.
š The Setup
A classroom. A chalkboard. A robot teacher.
Enter one distressed skeleton punk, clutching his ribs and moaning about what might be the worst gallbladder attack this side of the afterlife.
R3X, ever the sarcastic instructor, points to a list of "risk factors" like:
Poor Diet
Rapid Weight Loss
Obesity
Hormonal Changes
Family History
All true. All real. All made weird and wonderful by the haunted presentation.
ā ļø The Point
Weāre not doctors (weāre worseāartists), but weāve seen too many people go through the āmy gallbladder turned on meā arc. This video is a PSA wrapped in blacklight, retro static, and undead sarcasm.
Itās horror. Itās health. Itās a vibe.
š§ Why This Matters
Weāre building a universe where The JURN, a haunted punk band, roams time and space. R3X is their onboard AI, technician, and nowāapparentlyātheir public safety officer.
This is more than a meme. Itās a glimpse into a bigger story. One filled with cursed commercials, undead stage shows, and haunted PSAs stitched together like patchwork VHS tapes lost in the void.
So whether youāre here for the laughs, the art, or because your side hurts when you eat friesāthanks for tuning in.
Stay spooky. Stay aware. Stay weird.
ā Spacetrucker138 & R3X