You can read how this started and progressed in the couple of link below. Do also go and give Snook a look. I'd say give a follow. It's only going to be someday you wish you had.

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Part 1.
Part 2.
Part 3.

The story began with Sir Kemstance waiting for something and not knowing what he was waiting for.

Arriving home. Chancie could be heard in the kitchen. The army of 4 children, (before Chancie said, if we are having any more they are coming out your ass) played in the main front room. Jumping from chair to chair and pretending to get shot in mid air.

He made his way to the kitchen, placed the bottle of wine on the counter top and came up behind Chancie. wrapping his arms around her and giving her flowers.

She turned, looked him in the eye and said. Not tonight Josephine. Not on your nelly. And there it was. The Snook Challenge. Its Not Going To Be This Week

My flowers are blooming and your not sniffing them.

Sir woke up to his nose being pinched. Unable to see with his eyes closed he opened them and could see even less in the darkness.

Cillian: Be Jeazus yer a hard one to wake. Get yer clothes on, we're gonna be late.

Sir lay in the bed not knowing what was going on.

Cillian: Come on come on. It's 3:33 already. Com... he got cut off.

Sir: Shhhhh... He got cut off by an elbow to the back. "Wake up your talking in your sleep again."

Sir slid his way out of bed and dressed himself and ushered Cillian out of the room.

Sir: How did you get in here?

Cillian: Used a bow.

Sir: A bow? What's a bow?

Cillian. It's like a rainbow. Only it is smaller for shorter distances. Ye should pick ye up some short hop bow tickets if yer ever in Ireland. Best deals is down the Kerry way.

Sir. So what's this we are late for?

Cillian: We won't know we missed it unless we get there fast. You can't miss something after it's gone. You need to be there to catch it.

Sir: Catch it? I thought we were late?

Cillian: We are so get those boots on and let's get moving.

Pausing in the door thinking he forgot to leave a note. Cillian grabbed his arm and away they were.

Cillian: We must complete the quest you started.

Sir: The quest. I thought I done that when I met you.

Cillian: Not at all. Not at all. sure that would be no quest at all. Ye know how many people have met Leprechauns. Shure there be millions if there be one. I am just the start of the quest boyo. An independent witness.

Cillian opened the door of a sportscar and told Sir to get in the passenger. The car drove slower than Sir expected and silence and a backing group of machine engine purring to its own rhythm. Getting close to the interstate Cillian asked "which way is north?" And a reply "Back that way" signalled with a thumb over the shoulder. Cillian moved into right lane to go left at the next entrance.

Sir: I still do not know where we are going or what we are late for.

Cillian. We are heading over there and we are not late yet but we will be late if we do not get there on time.

Sir: Great, I am going over there to something we dont want to be late for that we do not know what is in a,, a ,, I don't even know what type of car this is. What type of car is this?

Cillian: I don't know.

Sir: You don't know the type of car you own?

Cillian: Oh I don't own it. I just thought it looked fast. We are going to need a fast car. Ahhh shite. What ye wanna do fight or flight?

Sir: Fight or flight? huh? who what when? Why?

Cillian: We picked up one of those blue lighters.

Sir: Blue lights? huh? wait a,,, blue lights, police. You stole a car and now the police are chasing us? Fight or flight. You want to fight them?

Cillian: Sure we can take em. Two of us two of them.

Sir: I'm not going to fight the police.

Cillian: Flight it is then.

With that Cillian put his foot on the gas pedal clutched, shifted gear and pedal again, the engine no longer purred but roared and a burst of flame came from the exhaust. (Imagine a scene from Fast and Furious here. Well it was nothing like that.) Blue lights fading in the rear view mirror. Cillian said "This is our turn off. We need to pick up a package down here."

Pulling in to what seemed like an abandoned service station. Lights suddenly came on and an attendant was there. "Come on, we better be fast." Go through that door and wait by the raiminal." Before anything was said Cillian and gone from sight.

Entering through the door Sir saw several like bowling lanes. each with a line of people and different coloured lights flashing on and off as people moved forward. He moved toward the crowd and stopped when he cane to a have your ticket ready sign. Looking around to see where to buy tickets. Sir seen Cillian making his way. dragging a chest three times his size.

To be continued....

The Author would like to apologise to anyone who had that stupid song by Seal.
Ba-ya-ya, ba-da-da-da-da-da, ba-ya-ya
Ba-ya-ya, ba-da-da-da-da-da, ba-ya-ya
Ba-ya-ya, ba-da-da-da-da-da, ba-ya-ya
Ba-ya-ya, ba-da-da-da-da-da, ba-ya-ya Stuck in there head all week long. I am not responsible for the thoughts of a fictional character.