Even at the end of the semester, teachers' schedules are still filled with things to do — be it appraisals, end-of-year reports or applications for financial reimbursement. They're so hardworking, but even they need a break sometimes... so let’s take a look at the things they share online to make each other laugh!
— What do teachers do every day?
— For some teachers, work is like taking their students for a swim in a great big ocean of knowledge every day. And though they do their best to make sure everybody reaches the shore, they often have to go back and provide assistance. Some students who have just been rescued almost immediately start drowning again, while others astonish their teachers by turning around and swimming out to sea instead!
Books a college teacher should read:
Reporter: How have you changed since becoming a teacher?
You: Umm... (before and after ☟)
Types of headache experienced by college counselors.
Daily life
Are university teachers struggling with baldness? (before and after ☟)
Your girlfriend (a university counselor) is sleeping.
You: Wake up!
Her: silence
You: It's time for lunch!
Her: more silence
You: Those new clothes you ordered are here!
Her: no response
You: Something's wrong with one of your students!
Her: jumps up I'm going into school right now!
How to control the one you love, if she/he is a college teacher? (Click the blank space below to check the answer. ☟)
University teachers are like wild horses with boundless energy who cannot even control themselves, let alone be controlled by you. They can get along with any of their students, regardless of their grades. And they have the strength to endure everything that they must. In short, they are omnipotent. What you need to do is to take good care of them, spoil them, and let them feel the love and warmth in the world... Well, that's all we have to say about that, you can leave now.
The most moving marriage notice of the year
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Editors & Translators: Zhang Xi, Tang Xiaomin, Li Lanyan (intern)