I am one of those guys who still uses an old Sony Ericsson mobile phone with no touch screen and very rudimentary camera, I use it only for calls and messages. Occasional dick pick too, but nothing too on the nose. I use it rarely because I'm on my desktop PC non stop, who needs a smartphone when everything you need is on your desktop PC, only when you go out hunting, or to call a whore, and later on a priest you might need it.
Finally I decided to switch to a smartphone, and first of all, I got to say there are too many out there, so many you can't even start to pick one. When I see the specs of those new phones they all have 8Gb or ram, fast processors, wireless charging, fingerprint detectors, face recognition, 12mega pixel camera, a gun, a sombrero, and a broad named Siri, in Samsung's case a dude named Bixby. Who are those people, are they prisoners somewhere, are they alive? Who kidnapped Siri and Bixby?!
So many questions..
I decided to get a Razer Phone, or Samsung Glaxy 8, or Iphone X, or Oneplus 5, or Huawei $&/3. 2 years from now, I don't fucking need a smartphone! And by that time there will be a 10000000 new models. FUCK!
In all seriousness I need to get one, any suggestions? :)