#1 Dildo in the shower is always a must! It will get your dirty mind ready for the day!
#2 Lisa Ann touching herself in the shower will help you find all over bought and over sold stocks.
#3 Looking for the pearl of all trades, in the clam shell trade, will always hit you a home run!
#4 One of my favorites! The golden shower of joy technical analysis indicator. This one will find you every bull market there is.
#5 The most important indicator of them all! Push the button technical analysis indicator.
Ladies and gentlemen, all you have to do is use these 5 technical analysis indicators every day and you will be all swanky!