Introducing my new series called : Steeminator3000 is on a Mission.
A series that feeds itself from chaos and tastes like Doritos and Mountain Dew Mash 🔥🔥🔥
If you want to read an educated man's hate and critism towards things he doesn't like this is
Get Ready to become angry and complain about how things changed this fast and how
Get your radioactive suits and Lets get angry to the shit we don't adore like a veteran
Life in the Internet
Lets prepare our Benelli shotguns and start to chase this social problem. As you all know the rapid change in technology and mass communication changed everything like human behavior how we communicate and even how we dump our shit. Today losing internet connection in your mobile or house is devastating as living 20 days without water. This shitty cancer technology called internet really deserves a place in Maslow's Hierarcy of Needs pyramid. From now on I don't want to see any elder people playing Candy Crush in public transportation or I don't want to see anyone taking a duckface selfie next to me. I would rather kill myself instead of trying to pass Chapter 1267 in Candy Crush for my elder relatives. Steeminator3000 is angry Steeminator3000 is going to take his crowbar.
Internet and Social Life
Are you Alone ? Don't you have any Friends ? Don't worry just hop in any social media sites to find yourself some decent friends and empower yourself with the sensation of this fake friendship see now you are not alone infront of your computer or phone screen. This intimate relationship with datas is just what you need 👌. Don't forget to text your friend a message from Whatsapp when you are completely alone waiting for a public transportation. From now on you will be never alone Steeminator3000 is here for you.
Living dependant to a power chord in Free World
If you are a hipster in your 20's this lifestyle is going to make you a better man. You are going to meditate and make yourself better like a zenmonk while you are squatting next to a power supply. Shootout to the people who shapes steemit community my mom is suffering from this too. Her best friend gave her some Z virus called smartphone and I wasn't there to protect her. Now my 55 years old mom is surfing crazy and commenting in the platforms like Facebook and Instagram. Now her best friend is phone charger and her only happiness is the likes she get and I wasn't there to help her. I don't want to see young people fighting over a phone charger. If I see more of conversations like "Hey Bro charger is mine I got %5 percent" , " No man it is mine I got %1" I will get really angry and leave a body in the trunk of your car. If you want to be coolest in your gang don't forget to carry your own charger to increase your charisma from 0 to 100 in few seconds.
Hope we manage to hit a solid blow to this Z virus before it is spreading even further thanks for reading see you soon
Steem is like alice in wonderland everybody is here for praises but a platform is
doomed to stay same
without criticism🌒🤘
special thanks to @internetguy for helping me out in the images if you need some donk