Guessing Game, Round 2: Ten Facts, One Lie

First of all, I have to say it's wicked awesomesauce how many people are doing this! I just clicked the hash tag, and there's a whole bunch of guessing games currently running, done by all kinds of amazing folks. I'm having a total Faberge Organics moment (you know, "and then they told two friends). If you want to check some of them out, click HERE.

I'll skip the big intro (been there, done that in my original Guessing Game: Ten facts about me and one lie post), so I'll just get to the good stuff.

Here are 11 little tidbits about myself. Ten are facts, but one is a big dirty lie.

Comment below with the number of the one you think is a lie. But make it count, because you only get ONE chance!

The FIRST one to guess the lie gets $0.500 SBD from me!

Yeah, I know it's not much, but I figured this should be more for fun and getting to know one another, than for profit. If more than one person guesses right, I'll come up with some kind of consolation/second place prize (like a tip from @tipu, or a personalized gif, or a fresh cup of virtual coffee and slice of cyber chocolate cake).

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Here we go!

FACTS ABOUT ME

I was a Tupperware lady.
Thanks to my great, great (I forget how many greats) relative, I could join the Daughters of the American Revolution if I wanted (and they accepted me - so, probably not 😜).
While I've been told I have "the map of Ireland on my face" and my maiden name is Cavanaugh, my husband and our kids are more Irish than me.
I once worked as an armed security guard for a Hollywood producer.
Although I went to college for 4 years, I don't have a degree.
I'm bisexual, but didn't tell our kids until a few years ago (they were the last to know 😊), when our youngest came out as bi.
I've been a practicing witch since 1991.
I have two small tattoos.
My first comment on the interwebz was in the alt.tv.xena Usenet group.
Hubby and I homeschooled/unschooled all three of our kids.
I've written rough drafts for at least 7 novels.