SPOILERS ALL RIGHTS TO RESPECTIVE OWNERS**
SO..... the second season without Nina Dobrev.
Damon and Zo went freakish serial killer shit. WHAT THE FUCK!
A…. siren is the season 8 villain?
Bonnie doesn’t know what she’s done!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!! Sybil the Siren just tampered with his memories!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sinister Psycho Sadist Bitch Sybil made Stefan watch Sarah die.
Turns out Damon hung on to some humanity via Len like Enzo did with Bon Bon.
Making out with corpse post mortem, Sybil. Ok. Not creepy WHATSOEVER.
Now, Sybil knows about Bonnie.
Damon to kill Bonnie… and snuck up on her and Caroline!
Sybil and Bonnie coming face to face……………………………………………………………………………………
Damon vs. Enzo is so sad. This is how awful Sybil is.
So… Sybil orchestrated a death match to get to Bonnie, all so she can see who her loyalists are. She LOVES Damon, but Zo wont give in, and it’s driving Sybil crazy.
All this is happening so she can get Zo to off his humanity.
And Zo finally does it to stop Sybil.
Hot nanny is the sister! OH SHIT!
Cannibalism via Sybil and Selene. Oh, so that’s what happened to people who were whisked out the church seasons ago, just happened to George via Selene.
Keep going Guantanamo on us Rick.
Tyler knows about Seline… but HOWWWW???
Sybil keeps getting more and more psycho, like Cersei from GoT.
Never mind offering two souls without consent, Sybil.
Stefan offered himself to the devil. HOLY SHIT.
And Rick just killed Damon. Or not, with Seline on his arm to Stefan and Caroline’s Christmas dinner.
And Stefan was staked by Damon. WHAT THE BATFUCK??????????????
Shit, Paul Wesley did some Clockwork Orange shit on the Christmas episode. SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And Stephen’s come back EVERY TIME! He’s gone ripper 10 times, and gotten up 11.
Damon. Fights. Back!
SO Damon only wants Stephen’s forgiveness.
Len was right,” It’ll always be Stephen.”
Zo's dead, and Stephen is human. Why the fuck is Kai back?????????????WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT??????????????????????????????????????????????
Turns out Dorian was one of Stefan’s victims.
Too stubborn for the devil???? Damn Stefan!
DAMN! Josie and Liz almost lit each other on fire! In front of Rick and Caroline!!
The group hug in “heaven” is so campy with Elena and her extended family.
EXCELLENT USE OF “Elena lives, John Dies,” when Stefan and Caroline are getting married.
HOLY SHIT! Ultimate set up! Bonnie went toe to toe with Cade, and lived to tell the tale!
I feel so bad for Bonnie. Of course she’d be mad.
Stephen admitting DAMON is the better man was so, lackluster.
Nina Dobrev coming back was OK.
All in all, an alright show. It's ok, there's some promise with some ideas, but the souffle flopped at the end. I wanted to like it, but again, the souffle flopped. They could've used the remaining eight episode hours to really make it explode, really make it amazing! But nope.
So, out of $16.00 USD, for $1.00 an episode, I'd say it's worth $12.00 USD. 