A priest, a minister and a rabbi want to see who's best at his job. So each one goes into the woods, find a bear and attempts to convert it. Later they all get together. The priest begin: " when i found the bear, i read to him from the catechism and sprinkled him with holly water. Next week is his first communication".
"I found a bear by stream" , says the minister " and preached God's holly word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him."
They both look down at rabbi, who is laying on a gurney in a body cast. " Looking back," he says,.. " may be i shouldn't have started with the circumcision" >>>>>>>>
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