Remember when Matt Lauer instigated the demise of Ann Curry from the Today Show? Well, this morning, like all of us, she must be gobsmacked to learn that Matt Lauer--the golden boy himself--is nothing but a garden-variety, Donald Trump-like pussy grabber.
Clearly, the newly established Poontang Police are gonna get all of you perverts! So here's what you gotta do:
-- Keep your hands to yourself.
-- Keep your dick in your pants.
-- And simply tip your hat when you greet a lady...whether she wants to be grabbed or not.
