Oh Please, cops stories. Where to start?... They have caught me 4 times in my life committing infractions, and how many fees i got? None.
Four different places, four different cops, four different infractions, 3 different cities and only one story:
- I do something that I shouldn't
- Cop catch me and command to pull over
- He explains how is it wrong and accept my foul
- Cop immediately tells me how much the fine would be and take a few steps back giving me time to "think"(count how much I got in cash)
- Meanwhile I do nothing
- Cop comes back and say "What are we gonna do?"
- I ask him to just give me my ticket
- Surprised Cop directly ask how much I got to bribe him so he can let me got without a fine
- I insist for about 5 minutes that I just want my ticket and I'll be gone
- Disappointed cop tells me "ok dude it's alright but don't do it again"
- I just keep driving
FIN
RE: Traffic Koans [Day 19]