Crime and Punishment
And the cumloads kept pouring into his hairy buttox as our God and Emperor kept thrusting his mighty sausage, increasing the pressure every second, and Mitt kept screaming, but he could not rid himself of the grip he was in, for Donald was stronger. As Mitt tried to escape, karma crept up on him like the shivers on the spine, and so he let go and submit to the command of the Man that he tried to take down; the man whom he was supposed to not only protect, but to give everything to in terms of support on the battlefield. Mitt chose to become a traitor, and for this he was spanked all night with a Mormon bible as Donald was laughing away. Donald jokingly swore he would never talk about it again, but later explained the video was to be used as the opening sequence at the next Trump rally, because he recorded it on a security camera.
(One cannot possibly act smart and civilized as the man you've tried to stop and slander wins the game, and you go back and think you're still friends. "Smile!" Image)
A New Beginning
Donald brought us a Christmas gift from God by winning everything, but what he brought Mitt is not so godly at all. When they met inside the lobby, he whispered in Mitt's ear that this was going to be the night of his life, but not in a positive, productive sense, but rather a dramatic night of crucial and deserving payback. Mitt immediately came in his pants, although he somehow managed to hide the strong emotions of what just occurred, and one photographer, paid by Donald, managed to snap an image of the vivid stain on his white $2000 pants. He quickly rushed into the men's room after asking Donald for permission, changed into his 4 piece, favorite black suit, desperately wishing it would prevent further loads of white to be released and relieved, and after he came back out, the look on his face was that of a newly born puppy, making it very obvious that his new choice of dressing was an attempt to impress Donald. He knew The Emperor is more fond of darker suits, but it did not impress the Emperor-elect who was now going to proceed with said actions of intimate punishment. Mitt blushed hard, but was still smiling. Fox News were still shooting a live feed as they watched both of the handsome, Archaic-descended, Indo-European men close the doors behind them and vanish into the dark-ridden room, following the night Mitt would never forget.
(Mitt's new choice of dressing failed to impress the man he swore to stand by, but whom he so up to the hilt betrayed. Image)
Mitt knew all along his charm wasn't going to work with the Donald, but the entire meeting was actually a Freudian consequence of repressed regrets and a heavy conscience. He wanted to be punished, and as much as his godly mind so desperately wanted to be heard, he will most certainly never be forgiven, because it is not a treat spared traitors. This meeting was surely a first step of that of personal resolve, but it will only be that, for Mitt is doomed to live with what he's done, and nothing he does will ever make up for it. He will also never stand alongside Trump, for Donald is more of a man than a dozen Mitts combined.
(Mitt's newly sought out life situation in a simple, but catchy, cliche-loaded word salad. Image)
It is close to impossible for a man (Mitt) of such intelligence and wealth to have believed his actions to be of good interest and positive outcome. What we see in Mitt is merely a subconscious outburst of deep emotion which bubbled out on Donnie as a way to give himself what he probably feels he's needed for years: Humiliation. This is indeed a new start for Mitt Romney, but it is not one of greatness and honor, but one of a man that breaks himself down to please some deeply repressed fetish for personal humiliation and sexual, consensual violence.
- Earnstein over and out!