Hey Steemians & Uloggers
Me again, dropping in with my impromptu Ulog and first one for November 2018 and who knows, it might be the only one I drop during this month, so cherish this personal post for all its worth if you're so inclined that you enjoy stalking my whereabouts and my activities.
You probably also like reality TV and used to call in and vote for your favourite housemate on Big Brother, back when that shitshow was still a thing right? You don't have to answer that, but feel free to feel terrible about your life choices.
I flop when it comes to fitness
In all honesty, I absolutely hate fitness, if you're going to tell me to train or run around a field or a track or a road just for the sake of keeping fit, I'm going to tell you to fuck off!
I don't get how people would just be motivated by being fit and looking good, sorry stuffed crust Pizza is way better than running in a straight line to even the best playlist on the planet.
So back to the football
The only reason I stay active is because I enjoy sport and my favourite sport is naturally football or for those of you who believe in the imperial system and spell the words favourite or Neighbour without the U, you probably call it soccer and you're probably not very good at it either.
Im terrible at taking photos
From 11's to 5's
So our full field season is done for the year and has been heavily disrupted by the lack of rain over the past 3 years so fields were pretty much trashed. Now that the stop/start season has come to an end my friends and I keep going with social and league 5 a side.
There is really no point in taking 5 a side seriously, I primarily use it to keep the heart pumping and get a little sweat going while I showboat my way up and down the pitch.
How success is measured
Showboating is a fundamentally important part of South African soccer and we value it even more than goals. Anyone can score a goal or make an assist but can you trip up your opponent simply by the way you shift your body? That in itself is a skill not many can master and is something to marvel when done correctly.
At the end of the match we don't really speak about how many goals were scored we're more focused on how many times did you slip the ball through an opponents legs or turn him around that he lands up falling over just to keep up with you
Dabb on em
Not sure what I mean? Then check out these clips - Showboating At Its Best - South African Football
It's very important that after the game you make sure to rub it in, banter is part of teamwork and character building and its to ensure you improve on your mistakes since you don't want that kind of embarrassment, trust me!
How to walk up to someone cocky AF after the game
How do you keep fit?
So how do you guys keep fit? Do you like training alone or training someone or as a team? Do you enjoy team sports? What kinda sports are you in to? Let me know in the comments fitfam!
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Previous Ulogs
- ULOG #01 - A Little Bit Of Gin-trification - My First ULOG
- Ulog #2 - Heritage Day: Living The Braai Life
- Ulog #03 - My First Impression of Zubrowka
- Ulog #4 Beaches and Burgers
- Ulog #5 - Switching Up The 10 Random Things About Me Challenge - To Fans of Steemit Challenge
- ulog 06 crafting a rooibos hard fork
- Ulog #07 - Beaches be quiet 🤐