I am soooo jealous of people with iron-rich blood. I'm not the kind of vampire that got bit by a bat in the pale moonlight. Nope.... I'm the kind that was born with fangs! You think vampires need healthy red blood cells to live? Of course not! They just need to find a new source of energy!
For @mineopoly,
here is the little Halloween tale that you requested!!
Vampire "Vittles"
"Time for dinner, Dreemie!"
"Mama, I don't wanna eat."
"Don't be daft, my darling.
You'll waste away! Come eat!"
"Potatoes only for my plate!
Perhaps a nice red beet!"
Don't try to run for cover.
Her thirst can't be denied
She only wants your chocolate
Just make sure she's supplied!
