Some things happened today, not so much to write about, but because I don't want the future me, my day one fans, and every one who cares to DIG me up tomorrow to miss a thing, I'm willing to contend.
me few weeks ago.
Today I sealed some deals I've been pursuing for weeks, and even though it meant spending my entire day in the Nigerian sun (I'm certain the sun finds its fairest level of expression in Nigeria, so it pours its essence into us in abundance, lol...), I was consumed with joy.
Guess what else happened?
Wardrobe Malfunction!
Hahahahahahahahahah.......
That's just the same way I bursted in laughter after working it out in the creepiest, funniest way. I was alighting a bus when I heard what sounded like the bell of life was rung into my ears... My zip was burst open!!
Anyone who knows Uyo, Akwa Ibom state, knows that plaza, a.k.a by pass, a.k.a Ibom Connection, is the busiest part of the town. And here was a girl in a nicely fitted flowered skirt (with the zip behind) and a plane shirt to match (you can picture, because no photos were taken, lol...) about to get famous.
Well, what could I do? I rolled my eyes twice, and without a second consideration of the embarrassment, I let down my hand bag gently by a car, held my skirt firm, zipped it all the way down, then gently zipped it back up. I smiled when it responded, I could feel all the eyes on me. I didn't know how or why, still don't, but I didn't feel anything but crazy laughter boiling in my chest.
Just when I was about leaving, and turning 360 degrees to give a side glance to my onlookers and let any sympathizer know I was fine, I heard a generous female voice behind me scream amidst laughter: "don't mind them!" Then I couldn't hold it anymore, I laughed hard, and it suddenly became a rib cracking joke as many others joined in the fun, tearing smiles. Then I picked up my bag, and sped off.
I spent the whole day from that moment overly conscious (girls can relate), as going home to change was next to impossible. When I told the story back home, my sister @slimsieris, laughed me to scorn, I think I'm not just a celebrity on ulog but in Plaza, because I wouldn't forget me if I were someone else.. Lol...
So it was a fun day after all. Thanks for always being here.
#withsteemfromwakky
