Lo, Mephistophilis, for love of thee,
I cut mine arm, and with my proper blood
Assure my soul to be great Lucifer's,
Chief lord and regent of perpetual night!”
― Christopher Marlowe
“For he did not seem to know any way to do a person a kindness but by killing him.”
― Mark Twain, The Mysterious Stranger
“An expensive coffin does not decrease the deceased’s chances of going to hell.” ― Mokokoma Mokhonoana
