"Fuckin' A!" I mutter a little louder than I should as I step out of Songshan Church.
I look around quickly, worried that one of the parishioners has heard this vile utterance pass from my lips.
Luckily, nobody.
"Will that was certainly a bitch," I'm mumbling.
"This whole church thing's killin' me," I'm talking to God inside my head.
"What the fuck is wrong with them?" I go on.
"Are they afraid of me or judging me or... just a bunch of assholes!"
"Well, anyway Jesus. I'm gonna have a drink. I feel like some Chimay Ale. That's gotta be OK, right? It's made by monks and we all know Luther was a monk who liked to enjoy a few cold ones after church service. Different reasons though."
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