The year is at its end, and it is time to write a message to that silly old fat con in the red suit…

Dear Santa,

it is not a gift when you offer me a 30% savings. Go stuck your fat cocacholic ass up the chimney, ’cause I am not going to pay. I was a good boy for the last 78 years, and I have no room to bargain about it.

Faithfully yours…

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Note: this contest was invented by and is hosted, judged and run by @felt.buzz

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