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A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells "You should have been here at 8:30!" he replies: "Why? What happened at 8:30?"

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Teacher: I killed a person. Tell me this sentence in future tense. Student: In future tense: You will go to jail.

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: Maria.

Dear God: My prayer for Next Year is for a fat bank account & a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did last year. Thank you so much! Happy New Year!

John at the exam: Teacher: Bula, I hope that this time I won't catch you cheating again! John: I hope so too.

On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student: What are your parents' names? The student replied: My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling. The teacher said: Are you kidding?

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Today I looked at the last episode of Lucifer in season 3 and I can say that I was amazed by this series and by the end of Season 24 episode 3. It's as interesting as Lucifer is compared to other series

Today I started reading and I can say that I did not read books much anymore I liked to watch movies than to read (like most people do) and today I decided to go to read a book and I started reading Twenty