benj.friedrich

I'm so sad it's Friday. I wish it was Monday already' said No one in history, ever.

I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That's all any of us can hope for.

Wednesdays are like Mondays in the middle of the week!

Tuesday is my second favorite day of the week to put off everything until later in the week.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now.

When people cared about each other, they always found a way to make it work

Fridays are the hardest in some ways: you're so close to freedom.

If 40 is the new 30 and 50 is the new 40, why can't Thursday be the new Friday?

On Wednesdays we wear pink.

Tuesday is my favorite day of the week. That's cleaning day.

From the fullness of the heart, the mouth speaks.

No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee's frothy goodness.

When peoples care for you and cry for you, they can straighten out your soul.

It's Friday! I can't wait to be ashamed of what I do this weekend.

And whether it is Thursday, or the day is stormy, With thunder and rain, or the birds attack each other, We have rolled into another dream.

The only way I can get through Wednesday is by avoiding people who call it Hump Day.

Tuesday is a huge day.

Keep conscience clear, then never fear.

I never laugh until I've had my coffee