corybralcortex

Actually, recent studies show that spaghetti contains more nutrients than the bowl containing it, though many are still skeptical.

I hate when I get through an entire conversation before finding out it was a set-up for a very meta comic...

Hey again everyone! Man, it's been a while since I've done a proper blog like this. It's January 1st, 2019 as I write this, which means as of now I've officially done a post for every day of 2018 (just

If you miss your chance to say this the day before, you can always go with "I haven't showered in a whole year". If you're lucky, someone will point out your wording, which is when you get them

I was told that neutron stars are what happens when a star is so dense that the protons and electrons fuse to form neutrons. By this logic, neutron stars are just very big sky isotopes. Notes: I didn't

Alternative for adult: "You live alone, who else would eat them? And why are you making such a big deal out of cookies?"

A crate with 1024 pieces of buffalo chicken would be impressive, but a Buffalo Chicken Gigabite would contain 1,073,741,824 individual pieces of food.

Of course, I don't understand quantum teleportation either. But at least they're wrong about something.

"Oh yeah? Well Pluto's so self-conscious, it had to put up a giant sign with its name on it!"

In fact, I remember meeting Santa at the local mall as a kid, but I've never even seen the Queen in person. Are we sure we're doubting the existence of the right people?

It's like telling people "Ignore this advice". There's no proper resolution to it.

You can't just get presents for half the people in a community, because if anyone finds out, the other half will be upset!

These are only the things limiting my motivation. That aside, the amount of "real" problems they cause is basically the opposite of this chart.

"But being sick still gives you an excuse not to talk to people!" "You're right- so I don't have to keep talking to you."

I vote, if people don't stop using vertical videos, all videos should be shown being the height of a horizontal video within a screen, within a drawing of a phone, within a drawing panel, within a comic,

"Oh, okay. And after those few years they release the full version?" "Hahahahahahaha no."

You can say "both" when referring to around -40, or anything over a few thousand. If somebody asks about any number below 0, say "Kelvin".

It's amazing how sometimes the smallest details make the difference between remembering something and not having a clue

But it's okay. A 13 metre long dinosaur wouldn't be much worse than a 13 metre bird, and those don't exist, so they must not be scary at all.

There are two schools of thought when you hear a weird noise while outside alone at night. Either you average out how scary it is and treat it accordingly, or you simply treat it as the highest level of