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ctrpch
I'm a Hive Witness, dedicated to supporting the platform. I work as a software developer and sysadmin. My focus is on promoting Hive and Splinterlands to a wider audience.
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Adelaide, South Australia
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ctrpch
LeoFinance
Sunday, August 3, 2025 8:22 AM
Eugenics? Really? Or Just Another Memeable Moment in the 'Wall of Worry' Bull Market
I’ve been having trouble focusing on anything that actually matters lately. You know the feeling, right? That low-energy, can’t-quite-put-my-finger-on-it, everything-is-annoying kind of vibe? Well, a few
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Splinterlands
Saturday, August 2, 2025 6:21 AM
Frontier Format Splinterlands' Smartest Move Yet for New Players
You know, for a while there, Splinterlands felt like it was getting a rep as a bit of a high-dive into the deep end. All that talk about min-maxing, asset ownership, and tokenomics could make a newcomer's
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LeoFinance
Friday, August 1, 2025 1:42 AM
Witnessing My 1012 HIVE Power Up And Why You Should Probably Be Doing the Same
Powering Up my Hive, Given all the digital ink I've been spilling lately, yeah, funny how that works when you actually put the work in, huh? but I've been feeling the urge to post more. Not just drop in,
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LeoFinance
Thursday, July 31, 2025 7:17 AM
Houston, We Have a Problem
G'day, Hive fam! Your friendly neighbourhood Aussie from Adelaide here, and let me tell ya, this whole Eris rocket "success" has me chuckling and grimacing in equal measure. You probably saw
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ctrpch
Splinterlands
Wednesday, July 30, 2025 11:39 AM
My Jared Scar Melee Mayhem Lineup is Basically Cheating (Don't Tell Anyone)
Splinterlands has good days and bad days. Some days you feel like a God-tier strategist. Other days you just stare at the screen thinking, "What fresh hell is this?" But then, just sometimes,
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LeoFinance
Tuesday, July 29, 2025 5:26 AM
Apparently Your Fence Isn't High Enough
So, Apparently Your Fence Isn't High Enough The $12,500 Ass-Cheeks of Google Street View It should come as absolutely no surprise to anyone that the internet remains, and will forever be, the wild, wild
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LeoFinance
Sunday, July 27, 2025 3:27 AM
My InLeo Premium Upgrade First Impressions
Alright, admit it. You saw the title, and maybe, just maybe, a tiny part of you thought, "Flipping finally." Or perhaps a more cynical part wondered, "What took him so long?" Both are
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Splinterlands
Saturday, July 26, 2025 2:39 AM
Immortalis Shatters My Expectations (and Opponent's Armor) in Wild Heavy Metal
Alright, strap in, because this one's a doozy. You know that feeling when you walk into a Wild tournament, ruleset "Heavy Metal: Only Armored Units," and you just know you've got something cooking?
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Splinterlands
Thursday, July 24, 2025 9:26 AM
How Splinterlands Actually Listened and Made Tasoshi Drakamoto a Certified Badass
Alright , let's get this done. Another Tasoshi Drakamoto piece? Yeah, yeah, I know. You’re probably thinking, “Didn’t this guy just wax poetic about her two times?” And you’d be right. But see, sometimes,
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LeoFinance
Wednesday, July 23, 2025 5:02 AM
Superhero Fatigue Is Not Real, Says Guy Who Profited From Said Fatigue
So, Kevin Feige, the big dawg over at Marvel, wants us to believe that "superhero fatigue" isn't a thing. Yeah, and my crypto portfolio is totally recovering, right? Just kidding, I already know
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LeoFinance
Tuesday, July 22, 2025 3:20 AM
Coldplay Kiss Cam Flap The Internet's Latest Outrage
Unless you've been wisely logged off the internet for a bit, you've probably seen the firestorm brewing online about the Coldplay kiss cam flap. Yeah, that one. At a recent concert, they were just running
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hive
Sunday, July 20, 2025 2:29 AM
Beyond the Headlines What the GENIUS Act (Probably) Means for Our Hive Stack and Your Yield Farming Dreams
Trump just signed the "GENIUS Act," supposedly to regulate stablecoins. But what does this mean for Hive and your HBD
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Splinterlands
Friday, July 18, 2025 2:40 PM
Are We Staking for Success or Just Staking Our Sanity? Conclave Arcana's Real Cost
Has the team dropped the ball on their loyal players? I'm neutral, but the community pulse is strong with frustration.
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Splinterlands
Thursday, July 17, 2025 12:28 PM
Arcane Gold Are These 50 Daily Giveaways _Really_ Driving Sales, or Just FOMO Fueling a New Obsession?
The Arcane Event is kicking off and the "Yaba's Pickle" chaos is real Is this 50-day Gold Foil giveaway genius marketing
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Splinterlands
Friday, July 11, 2025 10:53 AM
NO MAGIC, JUST MAYHEM - How I DOMINATE 'Up Close & Personal' Brawls
Want to master "Up Close & Personal"? This is how you do it. I break down my guild brawl-winning team and strategy
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Splinterlands
Wednesday, July 9, 2025 5:59 AM
Holy Moly, Is Nightmare Still a Meta Monster After All This Time? (And Why My Opponents Keep Punching Air)
Think Nightmare's day is done? Think again. I'm deep-diving into why this OG tank is STILL making opponents punch air.
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Splinterlands
Saturday, July 5, 2025 6:55 AM
My 99 Mana, Mana Machine Unpacking the Giga-Brain Team That Makes Big Battles Look Easy
Discover the "giga-brain" lineup strategic taunts and a killer Giant Killer to dismantle even the beefiest enemy tanks.
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Splinterlands
Friday, July 4, 2025 1:31 AM
Tournaments? For SPS? I laughed, I yield-farmed, and now I'm back. And the ROI is Nuts.
Think tournaments don't pay? I did too, until I saw the numbers from Splinterlands' new wild formats
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hpud
Tuesday, July 1, 2025 5:51 AM
The Passive Income Engine You’re Ignoring on Hive
How I'm Chasing 200k HP and Why You Should Join the Obsession (It's Not Just for Whales)
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Splinterlands
Saturday, June 28, 2025 4:01 AM
My Most Painful Splinterlands Regret? Missing Out on Chaos Legion Reward Cards (Don't Make My Mistake)
Chaos Legion taught me a hard lesson about reward cards. This is why my Rebellion set is now maxed
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