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I wrote this on my blog: “Love your parents, they gave life to you”. “Quit talking that way about your mother, you know she loves you”. Words uttered with a twinge of sadness by my grandmother, as I argued

I continue my weird journey into the world of core keeper as I now explore the depths of the post-game content. I originally did an entirely blind playthrough of the game by killing every boss in the game

I've been mining nearly non-stop for the last week. I almost forgot that I had a mission to get bug meat. But it's okay because we have completed it and now we can go out into the world once more. Our

Spring is back baby and I'm richer than ever. Now all I have to worry about is just filling up the museum, making these fools in town trust me, and conquering the world errr I mean, doing stuff right.

Nothing I ever do pleases the execs over at Joja! Nothing! It's never, "Dash we commend you for your excellent work in making us money"; no! It's always "Morris is such a good manager, he

Abuelita and I made it to the forgotten realm of darkness to rescue a Leo the Lion, although he tried to kill us once, we're setting off to save his soul in this amazing adventure starring Kirbo.

I didn't think it was possible for the execs at Joja to be even more conniving. After giving Morris the promotion that I so richly deserved, they said that the only way they would consider giving me my

Risk of Rain 2 is the sequel to Risk of Rain. A game so incredible awesome it got a 3D sequel that broke through the polygon ceiling into straight awesomeness. Jade and I are attempting to beat this game.

I acquired the ectoplasm for the Wizard, but now I must deliver it on the deadline. However, it's almost time for the spooky festival and I don't know what he will be doing. If I manage to deliver the

Fall is almost over and the wizard gave me a task I couldn't refuse. He called corporate and told them if I didn't bring him the ectoplasm that he would cast a spell of disaster upon me and curse me for

At the skull mines, we managed to beat the first Qi challenge by digging all the way to the 25th floor, but now we must continue our journey. I have devised a schematic for a crystalarium that will allow

Abuelita and I go at it again with the colosseum as our next target. Now that we've beaten the game once already. We now set our sights on the next biggest objective... Meta Knight

Dash and Cash Farm are back at it again with the quest for more money! After an incredible haul of money through the exploitation of blueberries and batteries, the suits at Joja decided it was time for

Joja is life, Joja is love. Join us and thrive it says. A compelling argument to any corporate lackey. One day while working from the office I received a letter from my grandfather and kept it in a drawer

I'm back at it again, after a crazy hiatus due to Core Keeper keeping me away from Stardew Valley, I return to make tons of money!!!

I'm here streaming with abuelita again! As we both continue the journey to beat the Lava World of Lava? Now after fighting a Loopy Armadillo and getting all the Dees, we're off!

Grandma and I reached world 5 after fighting Wild Dedede and discovered the real treasure was friendship all along! Let's see what misadventures we get into.

Grandma and I reached world 4 after a grueling fight with a cat lady and went to the snowy snow lands of snow. Join us on twitch!

I've reached world 3 of the Kirby and The Forgotten Land and I'm going to try and beat it now! Also I got a new scar! Also my grandma joins me on the journey as Waddle Dee.