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How would you describe yourself? Giphy Oh boy have I got the perfect "social" media platform for you!

So... my son forgot it wasn't a school day and set his alarm to volume 11. So this will be me for the rest of the day... Giphy

Please don't look at coin market cap. Giphy

I am in kind of a bind. Can someone please loan me $9 Billion? Giphy If you think you don't have it to spare, just check your steem wallet.

When one of my students asks if he can opt out of today's test because he is exhausted from playing Fortnite all night. Giphy

When you walk into a kindergarten graduation and realize you may be a little overdressed for the occasion. Giphy

My wife's reaction when I fill the dishwasher the way she likes it done. Makeagif Sadly this is not a euphemism for anything more fun.

Well it is almost time to hand out report cards. i guess I better star practicing saying this... Giphy

Looks like Odell Beckham Jr. is getting ready to take care of some mynoks. Giphy If you don't get it, it's a Star Wars thing... and I'm a huge dork.

Not only was Stan Lee a creative genius, he was the best damn strip club DJ ever! Giphy Thank you Stan Lee! You will be missed.

Whenever I go on a date, I remember these 5 simple words... Giphy For some unknown reason, I don't get many second dates.

My reaction when every kid in my class has their homework done! make entertainment GIFs like this at MakeaGif

Next time a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos is around, think "vomit" and then smell them. You're welcom

When you are psyched for the weekend... but then you find out your mother-in-law is coming over. Giphy

Looks like the Bulls fans can't get enough of Halloween. They keep showing up disguised as empty seats. Giphy Or maybe people would rather eat their tickets than waste time on this raging dumpster fire

Quite often I like to joke around about Gifs I could play on a loop in my class. Here's one that my students could play every time I ask them a question. Giphy

I tried this once. Giphy And I've got the post-concussion syndrome to prove it. In case that was too subtle... no one likes me enough to catch me.

Thsi is the same look my students give me when I ask them a question. Giphy

What I tell myself when 14 trick or treaters come to my door dressed as my mother-in-law. Giphy